For my birthday this year I decided that I wanted to go to Scarborough Renaissance Festival. I had been a few years ago and it was ok, so since I wanted to do something outside, I thought that going out there might be fun. But when we planned on going, we didn’t know about all the rain we would end up getting a couple of days before. It stopped raining Friday afternoon but come Saturday morning, the fair grounds were still very muddy. Luckily must of us wore some old shoes. But it was hard to find a spot to sit down at cause all the benches were either wet/damp or muddy from people trying to clean their shoes off.
This was the first time my parents and sister and her family had ever been out there. It was funny to see some of their faces when we first walked in the gates. They immediately saw everybody in costume and people greeting you in the old Kings English and all had big wide smiles on their face. The only person in our group who dressed up was Madison. She had on her Princess dress and got a few kind comments from other people at the festival.
This is the first guy you see when you walk in the gate. He’s knows as the Nubian Guard. As you can see, nobody messes with him and it looks like he even takes lunch money from the unsuspecting visitors, judging from the dollars attached to his arms…

They had an elephant out there that you could ride for a couple of bucks, or you could just stand next to the fence and risk it grabbing ahold of you and stomping you to death.
One of the first things we did when we got there was go to the Jousting show. It was pretty funny. They worked a little blue and laughed at their own dumb jokes, but it ended up just being a training type of show. They didn’t really do any jousting, just a skills competition. The real jousting was later that day. But we missed it cause we wanted to check out all the other shows.


Jackson was even knighted and given a sword.

Which he quickly used to stab his mom in the stomach with…

This mime was really good. Wish I had taken a few more pics of him. He had this rock that kept “floating” away and it was very believable looking.

Around 1 o’clock there was a parade of the people who dressed up. Not sure if it was just people who worked there or also included just the random festival goer.



The King and Queen



After getting a bite to eat…

… we went to see Don Juan and Miguel.

Don Juan:

Miguel:

Then we saw this waiter…

And then I got lost. But realized where I was when I saw this sign. I could have been anywhere…

While making our way around the last bend we came across the turtle races. We weren’t sure what exactly it was so we stood outside the seating area to watch it. Apparently the old fart who was running the show didn’t like us standing there and told us to either come in and sit in the stands or leave. I was all for leaving but Wayne turned to go into the seating area so I just followed him in. That’s when the old guy decided he wanted me to be part of the act…I had to go up there on stage and hold a stress squeeze toy, hold onto a shield and wear something stupid. My roll was to get down close to the turtles and squeeze the toy and shout Oga Oga real loud if the turtles didn’t move. I even had to practice on a fake turtle to make sure I got it right… I never had to scream at the turtles, they knew their roll and did just what they were supposed to do. Oh, and I think the old guy was drunk…



There was a guy there who looked exactly like Captain Jack Sparrow. He sounded like him, walked like him and all his gestures were exactly like what Captain Jack made. If you had told me he was Johnny Depp, I would have believed you.
Jackson was excited to see him and ran up onto the stage where he was and immediately got freaked out. He just stopped dead in his tracks and didn’t move a muscle. It was so funny. The only thing moving was Jackson’s eyes. It wasn’t until Captain Jack picked up Jackson’s sword that Jackson decided it was a good time to run. It was the highlight of the day. He had everybody around us rolling.




Then a fight broke out


But they called a truce before anybody was killed and they all lived happily ever after.
And here are a few random pics.








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